New Jersey

In August, me and my partner in crime, Portia Perez, went to the "Garden State". Here is what we liked about it:

1) A little family restaurant near our dirty hotel that had a 3 dollar (and this was when the dollar was around the same as the American one!) breakfast that actually tasted good.
2) Dawn Marie
3)...

What we didn't like about it:
1) The deceiving name. Garden State my ass....
2) The smell
3) The crazy fucking drivers
4) The smell
5) The (numerous) shameless guys honking at us walking down a street with jeans and a tank top on. We were asking for it I suppose!
6) Being treated like rats by certain never-will-bes
7) The smell
8) Asked if we were lesbians because we weren't interested in a certain dude. Because that is the only explanation, right?
9) Learning something about being spanked by a nun...
10) The Goddamn tolls

I would avoid New Jersey. Unless you like the smell of garbage.

Food for thought...

Chocolate sauce and popcorn. Awesome combo.

On unrelated news, the whole "diet starts on Monday!" train of thought was a no-go....