New Jersey

In August, me and my partner in crime, Portia Perez, went to the "Garden State". Here is what we liked about it:

1) A little family restaurant near our dirty hotel that had a 3 dollar (and this was when the dollar was around the same as the American one!) breakfast that actually tasted good.
2) Dawn Marie
3)...

What we didn't like about it:
1) The deceiving name. Garden State my ass....
2) The smell
3) The crazy fucking drivers
4) The smell
5) The (numerous) shameless guys honking at us walking down a street with jeans and a tank top on. We were asking for it I suppose!
6) Being treated like rats by certain never-will-bes
7) The smell
8) Asked if we were lesbians because we weren't interested in a certain dude. Because that is the only explanation, right?
9) Learning something about being spanked by a nun...
10) The Goddamn tolls

I would avoid New Jersey. Unless you like the smell of garbage.