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“Hook me up a new revolution, 'cause this one is a lie”

I don’t want to be part of a “family” anymore. I want to branch out and be the best I can be. I can’t do that in a little snow globe environment, only being able to see outside. I want to be outside. The “family” is such a one way street. You give and give, but you don’t see any reward. It’s fucking communism. The person beside you giving minimal effort, and half heartingly doing what you put your whole heart into gets the same reward you to, because it’s fair.

But I'm all about capitalism baby! You get what you put in. Sure, there will always be the lucky ones who "make it" because of luck (think of them like lottery winners!). Other than those very select few though, that's not the way life (or wrestling) works. Hard work should get rewarded. It's time everyone realizes that.

Aw shit son, it's another blog-o-rama!

Sweet title, eh?

It's been a pretty sweet couple weeks for me, I must say.

Me and the boy-toy are past the three year mark now. I'm impressed! At this point in my life, I can't imagine being with anyone else. Just such an awesome guy. Hard to put into words in a blog-o-rama, so I'll just leave it with an emoticon <3

Shimmer produced yet another great weekend with me. This was Nicole Matthew's coming out party...I totally tricked people into thinking I could wrestle. And for those who know any different, shhhhhhh. I want to keep this illusion going! PS to the boyfriend: hope you enjoy seeing your shit stolen on Shimmer DVDs in the near future. LOVE!

Canadian N.I.N.J.A.S are now champs. We did it!!!!! We would have done a victory lap around the ring, but we were far too blown up to do so. In our defense, our cardio sucks, so give us a break. We're all about the muscle-pumping weight training, as you can tell from our beefy bodies.

Did You Know?
-The name Canadian NINJAS has been around for just over a year now? And it was created in Vancouver?
-The Commonwealth Connection (shout out to the Aussies and Brits!) are taking over Shimmah?
-I really, really, really enjoy vodka?

What I like

I really like easy over eggs. Great to dip toast in.

I like sleeping. I only have one day a week where I'm not a slave to my alarm. If you guys ever wake me up on that day, you're on my hitlist.

Rats...good times, am I right? Well, you boys would know better than me. And now you have a STD.

Physics and Chemistry. These subjects make me feel super intelligent. Oh, wait a second...that doesn't sound right at all.

I like being a SHIMMAH SUPERSTAH.

Using "ah" instead of "er" is awesome. Makes you look important.

Hmm, I could go for some eggs right now....

The Grand Total is....

Tuition....over $2000
2 text books....$330
University....really fucking expensive.