What I like

I really like easy over eggs. Great to dip toast in.

I like sleeping. I only have one day a week where I'm not a slave to my alarm. If you guys ever wake me up on that day, you're on my hitlist.

Rats...good times, am I right? Well, you boys would know better than me. And now you have a STD.

Physics and Chemistry. These subjects make me feel super intelligent. Oh, wait a second...that doesn't sound right at all.

I like being a SHIMMAH SUPERSTAH.

Using "ah" instead of "er" is awesome. Makes you look important.

Hmm, I could go for some eggs right now....