Ninja-ing since (early) 2008

This blog was inspired by...

2009-10-31T23:33:00.000-07:00

“Hook me up a new revolution, 'cause this one is a lie”

I don’t want to be part of a “family” anymore. I want to branch out and be the best I can be. I can’t do that in a little snow globe environment, only being able to see outside. I want to be outside. The “family” is such a one way street. You give and give, but you don’t see any reward. It’s fucking communism. The person beside you giving minimal effort, and half heartingly doing what you put your whole heart into gets the same reward you to, because it’s fair.

But I'm all about capitalism baby! You get what you put in. Sure, there will always be the lucky ones who "make it" because of luck (think of them like lottery winners!). Other than those very select few though, that's not the way life (or wrestling) works. Hard work should get rewarded. It's time everyone realizes that.

Aw shit son, it's another blog-o-rama!

2009-05-10T23:47:00.000-07:00

Sweet title, eh?

It's been a pretty sweet couple weeks for me, I must say.

Me and the boy-toy are past the three year mark now. I'm impressed! At this point in my life, I can't imagine being with anyone else. Just such an awesome guy. Hard to put into words in a blog-o-rama, so I'll just leave it with an emoticon <3

Shimmer produced yet another great weekend with me. This was Nicole Matthew's coming out party...I totally tricked people into thinking I could wrestle. And for those who know any different, shhhhhhh. I want to keep this illusion going! PS to the boyfriend: hope you enjoy seeing your shit stolen on Shimmer DVDs in the near future. LOVE!

Canadian N.I.N.J.A.S are now champs. We did it!!!!! We would have done a victory lap around the ring, but we were far too blown up to do so. In our defense, our cardio sucks, so give us a break. We're all about the muscle-pumping weight training, as you can tell from our beefy bodies.

Did You Know?
-The name Canadian NINJAS has been around for just over a year now? And it was created in Vancouver?
-The Commonwealth Connection (shout out to the Aussies and Brits!) are taking over Shimmah?
-I really, really, really enjoy vodka?

What I like

2009-02-05T14:57:00.000-08:00

I really like easy over eggs. Great to dip toast in.

I like sleeping. I only have one day a week where I'm not a slave to my alarm. If you guys ever wake me up on that day, you're on my hitlist.

Rats...good times, am I right? Well, you boys would know better than me. And now you have a STD.

Physics and Chemistry. These subjects make me feel super intelligent. Oh, wait a second...that doesn't sound right at all.

I like being a SHIMMAH SUPERSTAH.

Using "ah" instead of "er" is awesome. Makes you look important.

Hmm, I could go for some eggs right now....

The Grand Total is....

2009-01-02T23:51:00.000-08:00

Tuition....over $2000
2 text books....$330
University....really fucking expensive.

New Jersey

2008-12-29T18:39:00.000-08:00

In August, me and my partner in crime, Portia Perez, went to the "Garden State". Here is what we liked about it:

1) A little family restaurant near our dirty hotel that had a 3 dollar (and this was when the dollar was around the same as the American one!) breakfast that actually tasted good.
2) Dawn Marie
3)...

What we didn't like about it:
1) The deceiving name. Garden State my ass....
2) The smell
3) The crazy fucking drivers
4) The smell
5) The (numerous) shameless guys honking at us walking down a street with jeans and a tank top on. We were asking for it I suppose!
6) Being treated like rats by certain never-will-bes
7) The smell
8) Asked if we were lesbians because we weren't interested in a certain dude. Because that is the only explanation, right?
9) Learning something about being spanked by a nun...
10) The Goddamn tolls

I would avoid New Jersey. Unless you like the smell of garbage.

Food for thought...

2008-12-29T18:18:00.000-08:00

Chocolate sauce and popcorn. Awesome combo.

On unrelated news, the whole "diet starts on Monday!" train of thought was a no-go....